turd burglar

One who pulls bad jokes from there brain and tells them.

Dude, Ed's a turd burglar, don't laugh...

by The Wise Bookaka November 10, 2006

turd-burglar

one who unclogs toilets

My dad was the turd-burglar after i went to the bathroom.

by Steff April 27, 2004

Turd-Burglar

One who steals turds. Has also been known to be used more commonly as a term to describe people with poor taste, and that one friend who always seems to "cock-block" you.

Man: "Why the hell did you but in, you've gone and scared her away now, man you're a Turd-Burglar!!

by SupamanS March 2, 2009

turd burglar

one who burgles turds, usually hired by the irish mafia

that crazy turd burglar!

by Rorra McGee February 21, 2007

turd burglar

1. Any form of a Zack (annoying type of person who dosen't know much).

2. A ZACK who takes stuff without asking and later claims it was his to begin with.

3. A person living in Massachusetts worthy of the nick-name "Mass-Hole" may also be a "turd-burglar" if he/she is really that ignorant.

4. A young ZACK who thinks he/she is "all-that" but in reality only amounts to the worth of a penny in terms of brain function.

I asked ZACK where he got that thing and he said "it's mine, leave me alone!" What a Turd-Burglar!

by Beavis April 27, 2004

turd burglar

One who presents old used ideas as if thay are new and original.

George Lucas is a giant Turd Burglar!

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

Texas turd burglar

The act of reaching up someone's anus "while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.

"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."

"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."

by Dustin Neahr January 17, 2006