where happiness goes to die, edgelords that think suicide is cool rule the world and everything is a gender
by MentalitySalad November 16, 2018
Get the Tumblrmug. Use to be kinda cool but now is a shit fest. It is a toxic sight that you should stay away from if you want to live a happy life. Seriously you will go in thinking its a happy safe place but that is just a trick to get you in. Slip up on time and have a unpopular opinion and you will be attacked. It will make you a depressed, cynical person.
by GhoulLord26 October 10, 2016
Get the Tumblrmug. Irony in its finest form.
Hipsters' version of a blogging website that initially claimed 'originality' & 'self expression', when in reality everyone is all the same.
Everyone( teen girls, gay guys & misguided souls) blogs the same Hipster-esque("unique") photos, music, tv shows, bullshit quotes and wants and needs.
Tumblr users constantly complain about their cushy first world lives and apparent emotional/mental problems to the point where their meaningless problems have them very openly contemplating "suicide".
If we are lucky these fuckers will eventually kill themselves and this godforsaken website will have no choice but to join myspace in the ruins.
Hipsters' version of a blogging website that initially claimed 'originality' & 'self expression', when in reality everyone is all the same.
Everyone( teen girls, gay guys & misguided souls) blogs the same Hipster-esque("unique") photos, music, tv shows, bullshit quotes and wants and needs.
Tumblr users constantly complain about their cushy first world lives and apparent emotional/mental problems to the point where their meaningless problems have them very openly contemplating "suicide".
If we are lucky these fuckers will eventually kill themselves and this godforsaken website will have no choice but to join myspace in the ruins.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- 3. One to screw it in, the other to bitch about how they liked the old lightbulb better and the third to take artsy photos for their tumblr.
- 3. One to screw it in, the other to bitch about how they liked the old lightbulb better and the third to take artsy photos for their tumblr.
by IspeakofTHETRUTH December 16, 2011
Get the Tumblrmug. Facebooker: Z0MG ! TOTEZZ LUV TUMBLRRR!!1!
Tumblr: GTFO! IDGAF if you love Tumblr, YOU CAN'T SIT HERE!
Tumblr: GTFO! IDGAF if you love Tumblr, YOU CAN'T SIT HERE!
by facebookersGTFOtumblr March 1, 2011
Get the Tumblrmug. A magical secret world filled with mermaids, unicorns, weed, cats, triangles, sunsets, cigarettes, and the Olsen twins.
by rufus6564 July 9, 2011
Get the tumblrmug. A disease.
You think it's a normal website at first glance, but that shit will make you lose whatever you have left of your social life. You will lose ability to communicate with non tumblr users.
Grammar won't matter but you'll still become a nazi. Your essays will consist of half finished sentences only other tumblr-infected people will understand.
Insomnia is a common symptom.
There is no cure.
You think it's a normal website at first glance, but that shit will make you lose whatever you have left of your social life. You will lose ability to communicate with non tumblr users.
Grammar won't matter but you'll still become a nazi. Your essays will consist of half finished sentences only other tumblr-infected people will understand.
Insomnia is a common symptom.
There is no cure.
by I tried to get out but no February 24, 2013
Get the Tumblrmug. A place where sensitive faggots rant dumb shit that they made up for attention, they're all gay for acceptance and attention. Theyre all lesbian because they hate men, and for no reason they hate white people. Most of the things consist of black and white selfies with 3091 notes for no damn reason, and how ruby and sapphire from su are "SOOOoOoo gay!!!1!1!!1!" even though they are ROCKS and have NO gender. They are also large hypocrites that hate heterosexuals for no valid reason, and yet at the same time want absolute equality
You don't accept me having no gender?!?!!?!! RAAAPPEEEEE!!!
OMGGG TUMBLR GIVE MS ATTENTION BC IM SOOO GAYYYY1!!1!1!!!!!!!
I THINK GARNET IS SOO GAY ! THEY'RE NOT GENDERLESS!!! GENDER IS WHAT U THINK U R!!!!
DR WHO IS THE BEST SHOW AND IF U DONT AGREE UNFOLLOW ME AND GO TO HEAVEN BC I DON'T WANT TO SEE U IN HELL!!
DIE CIS SCUM!!!!!!!!
STRAIGHTS SHOULD BE ERADICATED FROM THIS EARTH!! ILL BECOME THE NEW HITLER AND GAS NON GAYS,CIS PPL, WHITE PEOPLE, AND MEN!!1!1!!!!!
OMGGG TUMBLR GIVE MS ATTENTION BC IM SOOO GAYYYY1!!1!1!!!!!!!
I THINK GARNET IS SOO GAY ! THEY'RE NOT GENDERLESS!!! GENDER IS WHAT U THINK U R!!!!
DR WHO IS THE BEST SHOW AND IF U DONT AGREE UNFOLLOW ME AND GO TO HEAVEN BC I DON'T WANT TO SEE U IN HELL!!
DIE CIS SCUM!!!!!!!!
STRAIGHTS SHOULD BE ERADICATED FROM THIS EARTH!! ILL BECOME THE NEW HITLER AND GAS NON GAYS,CIS PPL, WHITE PEOPLE, AND MEN!!1!1!!!!!
by Chopper Loves Cotton Candy November 4, 2015
Get the Tumblrmug.