tuba tooter

The act of the offspring of a Vietnamese and an Arabic couple shitting in a tuba before a parade or sporting event.

We can't leave the game yet. We just gave the band a tuba tooter for the half time show.

by Giant $weaty $hlong September 19, 2010

tuba

Abv. for tub of. Usually used in a negative context.

You are one fat tuba lard

by swimmainia April 30, 2005

Chair Tuba

another word for farting loudly or with musical qualities.

After that burrito, I was playing the chair tuba all afternoon!

by JohnnyTexas March 9, 2006

Tuba Four

a mutation of the carpenters term "two by four". Used by people in or around the state of ohio.

"Hey yall, go and git me that there tuba four, I got to build this here bumper before the pull starts"

by Sasquatch129800 May 27, 2006

tuba boy

A boy worthy enough to play tuba. Some tuba boys may be fuck boys or faggots but will only play to sit next to the first chair tuba girl.

Tuba boy joel is not as good as tuba girl sara.

by Tuba girl July 27, 2016

hairy tuba

Blowing on the end of a penis whilst fondling the hairy mansack below.

She played my hairy tuba like she was in the philharmonic.

by S. H. September 30, 2004

Anal Tuba

When a person takes a hit off a cigarette, then holds the smoke in, spreads his or her partners ass cheeks and blows as hard as they can in their anal cavity in hope of the partner blowing the smoke out of their mouth.

Man, I can go for a good ol' anal tuba tonight.

by Only_Marlow November 20, 2014