Trumping

A long-winded self-aggrandizing statement/speech that has no basis in truth, facts or reality, presented to a friendly crowd or docile captive audience, in place of a prepared statement/speech. Such statements/speeches are usually characterized by exaggerations, half-truths or outright lies, and the hauling of insults at perceived enemies or opponents of the speaker.

Pal: Is he reading from his prepared statement?
Fun: No, he's trumping! He abandoned the prepared statement after two minutes!!

by m-fun October 30, 2019

Trumping

Lying knowing your lie is obvious.

He told me he was a model but when I saw his teeth I knew he was trumping.

by JediMasterKarma February 05, 2017

Trump

Flatulence.

A play on words derived from the word trumpet highlighting the amusing sound created.

'Oi, who just Trumped?'...

'Wtf dude. We're in the @&£#ing LIFT, you smelly €#%¥!'

'GODDANG, SOMEBODY OPEN THE @&£#ING DOOR QUICK!'

by Stella Artois June 02, 2017

Trump

a sexually promiscuous person, often a female.

Lina is such a trump!

by Aitor July 02, 2007

Trumping

Telling a bold face lie

Please be quiet, you are trumping right now

by Bagafood January 10, 2020

trumping

Being a social media GOD while on your throne of brown waste removal.

I woke up and did some trumping before I went to work this morning.

by tower of power July 25, 2017

Trump

The opposite of what he says he is.

Trump: I’m the most tremendous, greatest, awesomest, most incredible, smart, twelve years later...and best president you’ll ever see.
Me: could you ever say something nice to someone else?

by you are reading my name May 07, 2020