Tragedy

It's a type of soup

You know, the real tragedy is not just what happened to him but that we live in the world where you even have to ask whether or not he is the bad one.

by Hym Iam April 3, 2022

Grief/tragedy/sympathy machine

The machine that keeps the coronavirus hype going.

The girl was part of the grief/tragedy/sympathy machine.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Egyptian Tragedy

The act of fucking a charred orange covered in salt until it completely disintegrates. The orange has to be charred in order for it to be an Egyptian Tragedy, aswell as the orange, which has to be from a farmer in China named "Louis", it can be any Louis, as long as they farm oranges. You have to be in a state of melancholy in the act. The salt has to be from the Salzbergwerk in Berchtesgaden.

This criteria is mandatory
The orange has to be powdered and from China
And HAVE to be from someone named Louis
If the farmer isnt named Louis, this is not an Egyptian Tragedy

jimfarticle: Yo, i tried the Egyptian Tragedy challenge, and it was eye opening. It was unlike anything ive ever had before
marcos: what the fuck is that

by Marcusmastur February 8, 2024

Second tragedy of 9/11

The day two individuals who go by the name Angela and sam begin dating on 9/11

"It reminds me of the second tragedy of 9/11"

by The second tragedy of 9/11 September 11, 2025

bhopal gas tragedy

A perfect example of what happens if you ignore safety regulations.

15000 people died in the bhopal gas tragedy.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 5, 2025

Tragedy Averted

WHAT!? BEYONCE ALMOST CAUGHT A STRAY!?

Hym "Nonononono, the carry part is THIS: The news anchor starts by saying 'TRAGEDY AVERTED' Beyonce almost got hit by a stray bullet! Do you know WHY Beyonce didn't get hit!? Because a passerby TOOK THE BULLET TO THE HEAD! HOW IS THAT A TRAGEDY AVERTED!? MORE LIKE 'TRAGEDY DEFERED!' WOW BRO! That is fucking WILD! They said she would have took it in the arm or shoulder if it would have hit her so... It would have been BETTER if she got hit! I don't know if the passerby is dead but I ASSUME they are but yeah. TRAGEDY AVERTED! Somebody took a bullet for Beyonce (who wouldn't have died if she had taken it herself). Crazy!"

by Hym Iam March 14, 2025

Tweeting Tragedy

An instance in which an individual who tweets on a regular basis thinks of an inspiring and authentic tweet; however in the process of going to tweet this inspiring thought, the individual forgets what he/she was going to tweet

Today, I logged onto Twitter then had a tweeting tragedy.
He thought of something incredible to tweet, then had a tweeting tragedy.
I saw someone else's tweet then had a tweeting tragedy.

by DanDoellion August 17, 2011