Pre-Marital Touching

The most unholy thing on man or women could possibly commit.

Bob: "No it cant be Karen is Pre-marital touching that poor man"

by pseudonym is a dickhead June 24, 2020

My Shit Touching

It means your very hungry and it’s almost a feeling that your stomach is eating itself.

Charlie: I love to eat Chipotle.
Max: My shit touching I would go for some.

by Dontbeme3 January 22, 2022

Couchling

A passive and willing slave to media.

Harold: Is Gogol coming to the par-tay?
Kumar: Nah. Gogol's on the Tube and updating FB and tweeting and all the rest of it. You know, being a futhermocking couchling, as usual.

by varminator January 16, 2009

touching sock

Used to describe a situation that has progressed way beyond touching cloth.

You know it's too late when you're touching sock!

by Crash Raindog January 21, 2004

Next level butt touching

Grabbing someone's butt, aggressively and very sexually. Usually accompanied by a hot makeout sesh.

Tiffany: oh yesterday josh and I were making out and he squeezed my butt!

Lacey: OH GIRL YOU'RE ON SOME NEXT LEVEL BUTT TOUCHING

by Trishaaaaaaaa May 19, 2013

Touching Cotton

When you have to have to take a dump really bad and it's already starting to come out. That's when you're "touching cotton".

Sometimes referred to as "crowning".

I've really gotta go, I'm "touching cotton".

also

I've gotta torque a moon fish bad, I'm "touching cotton".

by Mental Midget November 15, 2003

touchin

to go sumwer or do sumtin

A: Wat u up 2?
B: Touchin PC/Brent Cross

by Badderman2006 November 8, 2006