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love torpedo

A massive steel-hard cylinder of great power, broad and thick at its base and very sensitive at its tapered tip, propelled by a male into a female, inside whom it explodes with massive force, generally convulsing the female, and pouring a large quantity of liquid into her. In demonstration of Newton's Third Law of Motion, it also produces an explosive and convulsive effect in the male who propels it. Called a "love torpedo" because, unlike a war torpedo, its purpose is friendly and its effect is benign, and the recipient is as delighted to receive it as the sender is to deliver it.
My love torpedo felt like it was going to explode.
by Adam Philips August 18, 2006
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Syrian Torpedo

A very large dildo, usually black and sometimes spiked, fired from a RPG towards an enemy's anus.
Guy 1: Have you seen the new porn coming out of the middle-east?
Guy 2: Yeah, they are always giving someone a Syrian Torpedo.
by ljohn12N May 13, 2014
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Boston Torpedo

The act of molding your feces into a phallic shape, freezing it, and fucking someone with it.
She wanted me to spice things up, so I gave her a boston torpedo.
by belfastbomber February 3, 2010
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Whirling Torpedo

The act of spitting in ones ass and the receiver of the ass spitting torpedoing the spit back into the spitters mouth.
Gertrude got whirling torpedoed by Phyllis’s at the kick back last night.
by Bigdaddy3nuts July 22, 2021
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Draining The Torpedo

Peeing with a hard on, usually caused by needing a piss so badly.
Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"

John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."
by GrandPoop October 23, 2010
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fire a torpedo

by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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Poop Torpedo

A poop torpedo is a poop that when followed by a fart launches a piece of solid poop into the toilet causing a splash of water like a torpedo would. You could in this case yell “fire” to let everyone know that you are locked and loaded and currently firing a poop torpedo.
Yesterday while I was on the toilet I launched the biggest poop torpedo in history, it was so big the splash back caught me and I was under heavy fire.
by Snapchat Rotaru May 21, 2020
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