Toolie

A huge fan of the band " TOOL "

That guy is such a Toolie. (fan of TOOL)

by Toolie December 30, 2002

Tooled

an old slang term meaning that you have a big dick

vulgar slang for tool: a penis

i did not know this until my dad found out what my e-mail address was... i just love the band tool and made it up... but yeah... he was born in 1951 so... he knows old sayings

"he's tooled... never she's tooled"

by tooled July 31, 2006

tooled out

being "creeped out" by one who displays toolish characteristics.

Im soooo tooled out by him right now.

"I'm so big you can't see me"= tooled out

by tool of the day April 14, 2008

tooled up

to drink numerous shots of different varieties in 1 location then proceed out to plunder women

We all got tooled up at Slick's house then hit the town to smash some sluts.

by Marrowpants March 17, 2009

tooler

A hey guys prick who likes to bum The Beastbut takes care over his appearance, as he would really like some.

The Beast - 'Yo Tooler, you have no friends, lets bum'
Tooler - 'Nice one beast.'
(Sounds of buggery)
The Beast - 'That was crap. You're crap'
Tooler - 'Thanks beast'
The Beast - 'Suck my dick Tooler'
Tooler - 'Ok'

by the beast February 25, 2004

tijuana toolset

A tijuana toolset is the tool set used by mechanics in Mexico for auto repair. The tijuana toolset consists of a crescent wrench, a hammer, a pair of vice grips, and sometimes a screw driver.

When Juanito's Mexican Taxi broke the transmission, Jorge installed a used one with his Tijuana Toolset.

by Jackball April 29, 2005

Toolie Tard

A person who attends schoolies that is a little slow and isn't in Year 12

That Sasha is a toolie tard

by Lisanne March 23, 2007