Toobin

(Verb) to masturbate while someone is watching, especially via some form of internet video chat format. You know, to choke the one eyed monster, stroke the salami, pull the pud, poaching the egg, making the bald man cry, dialing the rotary phone, finding Nemo, badgering the witness, tugging the slug, jerkin’ the gherkin, making Pearl Jam, ordering Tartar sauce, bashing the bishop, waxing the carrot, painting the ceiling, jerking off, rousing the governor.

Man, he was Toobin it like there was no tomorrow, in an almost angry, yet sad and pitiful manner

by Bob, master of all he surveys October 20, 2020

Gone toobin

To masturbate during a zoom meeting.

I plan on gone toobin during my wednesday meeting.

by bigb0ngz October 20, 2020

Toobin

To masturbate while in a videocall using a videotelephony and online chat service such as Zoom, Telegram, Instagram, etc.

This term was coined after New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin was caught masturbating on a Zoom call.

Students caught toobin during my class's online session will be reported to NYU for misconduct.

I'm of the opinion that there's nothing wrong with toobin... that's unless you voluntary expose yourself .

by TheUrbanSchollar June 10, 2021

Toobin

When you're caught masturbating on a Zoom call.

I thought I had turned off the zoom call, but had my pants down and got caught Toobin.

by Doc Attitude October 19, 2020

Toobin

One who leans so far to the left; the right is ignored during a Zoom call.

Jeffrey decided to Toobin during a Zoom call and, although his right hand is functional, developed Carpal Tunnel syndrome in his left hand.

by Biden2029 October 20, 2020

Toobin

When you show your junk on a Zoom or Skype call.

John didn’t realize he was toobin in this mornings Zoom meeting.

by Frizzo1000 October 19, 2020

toobin

Masturbating, especially while on live Zoom video.

Jeffery got fired for toobin.

by GotMyPickAxeAndShovel October 19, 2020