man tampon

...a roll of tissue inserted in the anal cavity to reduce the effects of sharting...

Excuse me mate, can you pass me a wad of kleenex? Last night's vindaloo is threatening me pristine trolleys and I need a man tampon.

by Write Joeson July 5, 2014

teabag tampon

Inserting a used tampin into ones mouth while they are sleeping or passed out. Then smack them across the face so they come to with a bloody tampon in their mouth

While Steve was passed out he awoke to having been teabag tamponed.

by stevemister July 18, 2015

blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle

A man who is obsessed with women on their periods. He makes her freeze her tampons when shes done using them for later. So can he can have them for dessert later.

"Dude why is your girl so bitchy today?"
"She's on her period man."
"Bro, I am so sorry for you. No putang for you I guess."

"No man its fine. I love it when she's on her period."
"Man thats fucked, you blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle."

by tiny0023 March 19, 2017

topmonhit

A man who licks his own anus with another man pinching his own ass, in a form of sexual intercourse with two gay males, most likely driven by sexual video game charactors, and they always use orgy butter brand anal gel.

Did you here? I heard Jack gave a topmonhit to his friend Joe last night!
I knew he was gay, he's a topmonhit for christs sake.
DUDE, I just met a topmonhit and he said touch my ass. O__O

by Jonathan P Reilly June 11, 2006

tampon fight

When two or more people (usually women) engage in a battle involving the throwing of used tampons at one another in a way that can be either used for recreation or to solve a political dispute.

There exists a variation of the activity known as extreme tampon fighting in which the tampons are set aflame before projection.

Sir you have offended me! i challenge you to a tampon fight!!

by Sexy Mexican Maid February 24, 2008

tomongous

Someone that is freakishly muscular. Anyone that is at the arnold classic in Columbus, Ohio. It's some kind of changed form of the word humongous; see also Ginormous.

Dorian Yates is tomongous, and if you make him mad, you hurt.

by JT Chamberlain September 10, 2005

nose tampon

Rolling up toilet paper or tissue paper and sticking into one's nose.

My nose wouldn't stop bleeding so I made a nose tampon and shoved it up there.

by Joe April 2, 2005