The Tom Brady effect

When your significant other expects you of cheating (even though you didn't) and they are so sure of it (even with no evidence) that they take any chance they can to destroy your good name

Guy: *meets girl* *attempts to take to girl*
Girl: aren't you Richard? Didn't you date Madison?
Guy: yeah
Girl: don't talk to me she told me you cheated
Guy: I didn't do anything!
Girl: why would she say that
Guy:The Tom Brady effect

by kam11345 February 10, 2017

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Tom Fuckin' Brady

When you're so damn good, you're like 2x NFL MVP and 4x Super Bowl champ Tom Brady

He's like Tom Fuckin' Brady out there

by tFb49 May 19, 2016

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Tom Brady

An individual that pwns everybody else that is considered his peer. He will often wreck your win streak in whatever game you play, regardless of the quality of the team he's on. Most individuals like this often marry a 9 or a 10 on the female scale.

Jay: NoobMaster69 just ended my 10-game winstreak in COD, but he had level 1 n00bs on his team.

Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady

by Isaac Taylor July 26, 2019

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Tom Brady

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.

Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.

by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022

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