A person who doesn’t pull any female below 6’0 (while he is a solid 5’5). Friendly advice, stop going for them trees, Vlad.
by TKYTheGoat100 January 16, 2025
Get the Vladmug. person. Russian leader famous for his diminutive stature, broad puckish sense of humour, and his misguided desire to restore the glories of yesterday to his country. The practical jokes he has played on Europe, often involving complex troop movements, false accusations of Nazification, and massive death counts, are considered by some to be legendary, although, admittedly, you really had to be there, trembling under his maniacal gaze in the Kremlin war office, to truly appreciate his wit.
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I hear Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) will visit Paris in the spring. He plans to see the sights, destroy the sights, then crap in Napoleon’s alabaster sarcophagus.
What a joker!
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What a joker!
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by gnostic3 March 6, 2022
Get the Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier)mug. damd, Vlad did the Irish exit again
by Zhoe my homie November 1, 2018
Get the Vladmug. An amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Vlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Vlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Vlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Vlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him.
by wsgvlad November 20, 2023
Get the Vladmug. by Wolver1n3 April 2, 2024
Get the Vladmug. The act of impaling someone with your dick through the ass/pussy and out the mouth like Vlad the Impaler
Person 1: Omg I’m so sore from last night
Person 2: What did he do to you?
Person 1: We tried vladding and it ruined me
Person 2: What did he do to you?
Person 1: We tried vladding and it ruined me
by E. Jaculate July 30, 2022
Get the Vladdingmug.