Timmatt

Many words to decribe him:

Legend, A Myth, One of the most epic people you could ever meet, never judges people.

If theres a Timmatt in your life then your a lucky person as they are now quite rare, however, if your lucky,, You may just happen to see the legend riding his vehicle of speed, spreading fun to many.

A legend from Kent

Unique.

A person who never judged a book by its cover.

A person that others first before anyone else.

So where did the Timmatt come from.

Do you know the Timmatt

by We Miss TM May 18, 2011

Timmy Parking

Disabled parking, is a reference to Timmy in South Park

There's nowhere to park except in the Timmy parking spaces.

by ianstrain October 6, 2008

Timmy Thick

A super thick gay boy who was actually a fucking 2 year Harvard social experiment.

Now that I know Timmy Thick was fake, 2 years of my life have been wasted.

by Mksaintsfan May 12, 2018

Timmy Shimmy

A dance comprised of elements from historical and traditional Flamenco, paired with modern Irish Step Dancing techniques. Think Michael Flatley meets Antonio Banderas. The dancer is usually the most desirable European man on the dance-floor, made obvious by an unquenchable desire from the surrounding women to be his "concubine." Can also be used as a verb.

1. "From across the dance-floor, all the women noticed the unbridled passion of the Timmy Shimmy. Many approached to quench their inner fire."
2. "Did you see that?!? He just got Timmy Shimmied" (i.e. A women currently dancing with one man leaves to be with the Lord of the Dance.)

by HeWhoHasBeenSHIMMIED August 31, 2010

Timming

A sensual head massage, usually from a large friendly German man. The masseuse must be called Tim, or at least referred to as Tim for the duration of the timming.

“Oh look, he’s timming that girl again”

by DJ-Bashment March 21, 2019

timboulder

Commonly referred to as a person who doesn't have testicles, yet this person also calls testicles: "Boulders". Usually people that are like this are called Tim, and for some reason all of them like to refer themselves as "The King of KEK", aswell as the fact that they also like Friesland for some reason.

It's time to get your boulders checked, KEKW.

Doctor, are you a fucking "timboulder"?

by swaggistsociety October 26, 2022

Timmy Story

A Short Simple Pointless story

Kid: "One time i went to the mall and had to pee but then i saw a yellow sign that said closed but i went in and peed anyway"

You: wow what a timmy story

Tim: "one time i had a coke but then it tasted funny so i threw it out"

You: wow timmy

by Rob Knockout October 8, 2008