Magic Morning

When you're woken up with oral sex.
"I woke up this morning with with his face between my legs. You could say it was a magic morning."
"How do you want to wake up? I'll take a magic morning."
by prelinguisticmajor February 20, 2019
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Morning Love

When your dog comes up to you and rubs his neck against your face to show affection
Man, you should have seen the morning love Wrigley gave me this afternoon.
by Seane222 February 25, 2010
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Morning head

adj. The act of a female giving head while a man is still asleep, before waking.
Ryan had such big wood when I woke up, I couldn't resist giving him morning head. I have never seen him so happy to be awoken!
by Sixty Sex Spot June 30, 2002
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morning wood

A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.
by Dr.Pascalle December 03, 2004
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Late Morning

The period between "mid morning" and "afternoon", so usually between 11am-12pm or so
by Toby Westoner April 21, 2011
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morning constitutional

While most might think of a early morning walk when hearing this term, the term morning constitutional can also be used to define what happens when someone has to take a early morning bowel movement.
Samuel took a newspaper in to read during his morning constitutional.
by Sam Goodspeed August 30, 2006
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Morning Justin

The act of urinating on your spouse, or significant other, without their knowledge or consent. Best performed in the early morning hours while they are still asleep.
Mike: "Hey, did you get your girlfriend up early this morning?"

Jim: "Oh yeah, I gave her the old "morning Justin". Shot out of bed like a rocket. Works every time!"

Mike: "You pissed on your woman while she was sleeping? That's disgusting!"

Jim: "Yeah, everyone's telling me that lately."
by jubu March 31, 2011
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