Thirst Bug

An invisible bug that bites unsuspecting sex-deprived males, causing the victim to become "thirsty". The longer the male has been sex- deprived, the more severe his symptoms will be. The bite will cause the male to:

1) Be willing to have sex with undesirable, even hideous or fat, women (The greater the thirst, the lower the standards)

3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) Lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) Become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any woman

The only cure for this tragic condition is for the male to have sex with an attractive female. If you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable bitch immediately!! Before he suffers from severe thirst!

Garret: "Lamar why the hell would you fuck that weak bitch? She's a zero!!"
Lamar: "I couldn't resist man, I was bitten by the thirst bug"

"Man i really shouldn't fuck this girl, she's the biggest slut on campus... ahhh shit i've been bitten by the thirst bug!!"

by Lebron Flocka James April 13, 2014

mutual thirst

When two people are obsessed with each other. They are each considered "thirsty." Also known as "whipped."

You know it's something special when there's mutual thirst.

by Rick the Roster April 8, 2016

anti-thirst

in reference to "thirst" knowing one of the opposite sex is aesthetically appeasing giving them a compliment without over doing it.

hey how are you doing I just wanted to tell you that I thought you were very beautiful Anti-Thirst tho.

by itsKwestion September 4, 2013

Thirst Request

1. Sending a friend request to someone you're thirsty for on any social media medium

Yo, did you see ole' girl's picture on Facebook? She bad than a mug, imma send her this thirst request.

by trinisigma June 12, 2013

sneak thirst

When you're thirst on the low and you don't want anyone to know your intention.

My guy Saad has been really sneak thirsty. He's been trying to smash this one girl, but he swears to everyone that he's not.

by BBCDealer January 15, 2018

thirst check

When a friend is being extra thirsty and they need to evaluate their thirstiness. Put your thirst in check.

Girl: "He's hot, I'm gonna go jump on that D" Friend: "Damn girl need some water for your thirst? Thirst check."

by Ollieoats February 25, 2015

Thirst Mission

To travel a great distance round trip in one night just to possibly get turned down for some pussy by some hoe that don't even like you. Most thirst missions are usually accomplished by young men seeking the everlasting feeling of success of smashing on a young west coast damsel.

Ryan drove all the way to San Jose on his thirst mission. Bitch never gave up the pussy so he had to head back to Sac.

Andrew made us hella mad when he ditched us to go on his thirst mission.

thirsty

by sanchmas May 21, 2014