the volcano god

The great and powerfully god of volcanoes who was trapped in the form of a skinny white male by a penguin. He is meme obcessed.

Also, his pp is over 1500 feet long.

ALL HAIL THE VOLCANO GOD, WITH THAT OH SO LARGE PP!

by Kumtukey fly chimken November 27, 2018

Peruvian Volcano

Two cohorts, the inhalant and the flatulator, arrange themselves thusly:

+ The flatulator lies, belly down, with his butt cheeks spread.

+ The inhalant sprinkles a finely-fluffed dusting of cocaine around the flatulator's anus.

+ The inhalant gets his face really, really close to the butt hole.

At this point, the flatulator earns his namesake, causing a gas expulsion from his rectum. This gaseous outburst, much like a volcano, projects dust into the air. It is then the inhalants goal to breathe in as much cocaine-fart as possible.

Hello friends, you seem like the kind of people who like to fart and do cocaine! Can I interest you in taking a Peruvian Volcano?

by sir esteban July 5, 2012

volcano ass

When you're asshole is like Mount St. Helens and is ready to explode like a volcano.

"Bro, you better pull over. I gots volcano ass and might splatter all over your nice upholstery"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

volcano shits

A bout of diarrhea that burns so bad that the hair on you asshole gets singed. When your asshole becomes a blowtorch.

I had a deadly bout of volcano shits last night.

by Gollum May 28, 2006

atomic volcano

When a person is fucked so hard in the ass that they throw up.

Jeremy fucked me anal so hard last night that I had an Atomic Volcano; now my esophagus is really sore.

by Upinyourmommy December 9, 2010

Alabama volcano

When a girl fills her mouth with liquor, gives a man a blowjob, and right as he's about to come lights his penis on fire with a lighter, giving the effect of a volcano as the semen leaves the flaming penis.

"This girl gave George an Alabama volcano and he couldn't walk straight for two weeks!"

by anongeo January 10, 2009

Crusty Volcano

A rare phenomenon in which several pubic hairs erupt from outside and within the urethra during the ejaculation process. This serves as a primary breeding ground in which crabs, syphilis and AIDS may develop and/or regress. Causes uncontrollable itching and in later stages causes fuzzy discharge and erectile dysfunction resulting in permanently hairy spooge.

Dude, I got a mouthful of pubes from Bindi's Crusty Volcano!

by Dicks McCockmaster November 5, 2007