smurf turf

Noun. Blue pubes.

Every girl named Ashley has smurf turf.

by Joey Orgler 5 September 5, 2013

Vagfro turf

A hairy vaginal area!

That girl has a hugeeee vagfro turf!

I like playing on vagfro turf

I dislike playing on vagfro turf

by Mr. X12345678910 May 5, 2011

earf turf

when one owns the whole world and feels intitled to it.

Boy; what chu got fool?
Guy; Nigga got earf turf

by Konnigge ariscne June 3, 2011

turf war

a war in which the principle ammunition is clods of soil and grass, usually propelled with the hands.

the kids on our side of the street would rather die than forfeit a turf war.

by istanbel September 8, 2008

turf burger

When a muff is well-trimmed like astro turf or a putting green surface.

"Hey Alex what did you have for dinner last night?" "Oh man, I had the best Turf Burger... some may call it Surf & Turf."

by K,A,H,J,K April 18, 2019

Turf ass

When you shove turf in someone’s ass and they start rolling around.

Oh boy, he has severe turf ass!

by Turf A January 12, 2023

Butt Turf

The hair on a hairy man’s ass

Dude could braid that butt turf

by Surf&ButtTurf February 20, 2022