Squeezing The Shooter

A term used to define Jacking Off, can be heard as Choking the Chicken, Piping the Peter, or Wanking. There are countless other names for this definition.

Andrew: yea so my parents walked in while I was making the bald man cry
Allen: oh they caught you Squeezing the Shooter LmO

by ScopeSnipe01 June 14, 2020

Squeezing The Bag

When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.

Dude, you’re out of box wine!
Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.

by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022

Squeezing the straw

an activity people engage in for the pleasure of getting their straw squeezed😏

Bautista likes squeezing the straw. The straw is his

by appleeeegirlll July 13, 2024

over the pants squeezaroo

When a male gets his genital area squeezed from over the pants.

Last night Sally gave me an over the pants squeezaroo

by Countrydoggystyle42 February 1, 2016

i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is

an amazing song by Ibuki Mioda

"Have you heard the song I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is?"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"

by Professional Jotaro Simp April 20, 2021

Squeezer to the dome

1. Miming a masturbatory action followed by a flinging action directed at the face of another person. While miming these actions one must yell "squeezer to the dome!"

2. Literally performing a masturbatory action followed by flinging semen at the face of another person. While performing these actions one must yell "squeezer to the dome!"

1. Getting laid off is a real squeezer to the dome.

2. I gave her a squeezer to the dome and she was mine forever.

3. In the film "The Silence of the Lambs" FBI Agent Clarice Starling got a real squeezer to the dome after she first met Hannibal Lecter.

by Johnny Looselips May 23, 2010