Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 12, 2018

whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021