Penis Picasso

An adult that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this individual may believe them to be immature, however this person is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common locations are as follows:

- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later

She was a real Penis Picasso, her dick drawings could be found in all the finest desk drawers and kitchen appliances.

by Not_Michael_Keaton August 15, 2016

picasso titties

porn on old blocked/scrambled cable channels, which could barely be seen and were all wobbly.

"back in my day, we didn't have internet porn, all we had were picasso titties and the sears catalog."

by RaffyAlooGobi March 26, 2010

picassoed

to distort a women's face with seman while she holds her head in a picture frame, so as to render her face abstract as though it were a Picasso portrait.

yo bitch, you just got picassoed.

by monstertruck mike December 9, 2010

picasso-ed

when a guy cums on a girls chest and drags it down to her stomach and paints a picture on her stomach with his cum.

Carl picasso-ed all over Elaine's stomach, which she enjoyed a lot.

by cheerleaderFromIndiana February 17, 2010

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter with a really long name who didn't do his job very well.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!

by Pylimenes November 16, 2020

Picasso (a girl)

Verb: To Picasso a girl is the act of having sex with a girl when she's on her period, then pulling out and using your penis as the brush and her back as the canvas.. Voila! Modern art... Best results unprotected.

"Last night I Picasso'd my girl"

"Dude, totally going to Picasso my girl this weekend.. It will look better than the Mona Lisa"

"To Picasso (a girl) is truly an art"

by Urbandirty December 19, 2013

Rusty Picasso

When you wipe your shit stained dick and a chicks back like a paint brush

“ Last night I raw dogged a chicks ass, when I pulled out I had shit on my dick, so I gave her a Rusty Picasso.”

by Spicy Cholula October 9, 2020