one on me time

Used to express "me time," but played off of the phrase "one on one time."

Girl 1: Hey, what are you up to tonight?

Girl 2: It's been such a busy week, I really need some one on me time.

by jezzabezz July 21, 2010

so like this one time

This phrase is often used in DankPods Microphone

So like this one time i was in my mums car and then she ran it in to a pole.

by bm652 November 20, 2023

one time

when you only did it once and for some reason it get's stuck with you forever

1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!

this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

by UncleRody April 11, 2022

THAT ONE TIME YOU HAD TO SHIT

that one time i had to shit butt you where not in a posision to do so and you also shat yer self

that one time you had to shit in a buss ou shit i shat myself

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020

Shackie one time

When, you get pulled over by the police, and end up in jail that night. It only takes one time!

or when you happen to pull a girl and get her in the shack sack for a lay back tap tap. also known as a one night stand.

example 1. hey man did you hear about Nasi? no what? He got shackie one timed, for not having the set tags! He also had that snap crackle and pop, in his trunk.

example 2. So what happend last night with you and that blondie? man you don't want to know. did you shackie one time that?

by Abtrainowtheeast January 14, 2011

One time

South Central Los Angeles in the late 80s when the police would pull onto the street in the projects, the young gangster lookouts would holler out "one time" or "two times" or more etc. depending on how many patrol cars were coming down the street. One time meant a single unit on routine patrol. Two times or more meant a bust was coming.

Whistle out...one time coming!

by 10-15 June 3, 2022

One time

To spark someone out, or one shot them

God damn Mike Tyson one timed that guy, he ain't getting back ip

by Yeefkeeg November 19, 2022