lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.

Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain

by thechilde April 25, 2008

rumpy lumpy

A word used to describe sexual intercourse with another being.

Did Jess and Tom go into the tent for some rumpy lumpy?

by Ross Piller December 12, 2007

Lumpy Legs

Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.

** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!

by chris martin <3 February 19, 2009

Lumpy Boy Milk

When your cum is old and got rotten it is lumpy when it comes out

That kid last night has lumpy boy milk

by Sr.10InchPenetrator February 16, 2015

lumpy humpy

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.

George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"

John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"

George: "That must have been painful..."

by dasvidaniya September 27, 2019

Lumpy Space Princess

An obese person in clothing that wears clothes at least 2 sizes too small, shorthand LSP

That lady in a onesie is a Lumpy Space Princess! Stay away from her you’ll contract a case of the lumps

by Stankypanky69 March 31, 2020

lumpy bastard

no good shit head coke sniffing pos welfare collecting alcoholic family disappointing skin walker vibes trash bitch

Ex: “like oh her is that her ex Brendan? I heard he was a lumpy bastard.... “

by dictionary2020 September 14, 2020