liquor blanket

when you're chilling at the park all day in a tank top and flip flops and even when the sun starts to go down, you are not cold, because you've been drinking all day and the buzz makes you feel like you are wrapped in a warm, cozy blanket

sam: hey, wanna join us at the park?

jamie: nah, it's gonna get cold
sam: you wont feel it - we got liquor blankets.

by elle99 June 2, 2014

liquor titties

When any girl with a large rack can hold their liquor, drinking far more than her stature would suggest, you can make the assumption is that she is storing all that booze in her tits, thereby keeping her from getting drunk.

Damn, that's her 10th shot in a row -- she's got the liquor titties.

by ATL Bob July 23, 2007

liquor dick

when the guy lasts considerably longer as a result of his enebriated state (drunk).

i had liquor dick, and we fucked for hours...

by the dude November 17, 2004

liquor gangster

"cowards get courage when they lips hit that bottle" -- cougnut

A liquor gangster is someone who normally is non confrontational, or doesnt have a predisposition toward fighting or violence, but will want to fight people and/or start shit when intoxicated.

"yo man theres a party over at the zoo in chico tonight"

"I dunno man, last time i was out there this liquor gangster tried to fight me"

by chico530 December 29, 2007

Liquor Late

The act of arriving late to an event because you have been drinking. Similar to being fashionably late except with booze being involved!

Bill: Dude your late, Incubus has already started their set !!!

John: Sorry Bro I am liquor late

Bill: Oh no worries man, did you save some for me?

John: HELL NO !!!

by Hummer89 August 4, 2009

banana liquor

another name for blow job

Roger always enjoys a juicy banana liquor on the weekend

by Neil February 9, 2004

liquor shower

The act of taking a shower with or next to your roommate or close friend while drinking an alcoholic beverage of high potency. Works best when in a dormitory shower. Warning: this may cause one to go to hell.

A liquor shower is self-explanatory.

by Laura and Sarah " Sappa" December 3, 2007