goomba

(noun) A species of brown, mushroom-like animals with two feet, an abdomen, and a head with sharp teeth.

“I keep dying to these goombas!”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021

Goomba

rapper Ken Car$on

goomba so gummy

by mokubahndrxx May 16, 2022

Goomba

A slang term for a weak underling or minion, originating from the Super Mario enemy of the same name.

Go send a couple goombas to take care of it.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Dirty Goomba

During intercourse, the top will stomp on a piece of shit (does not matter if it is their’s or not) and then the bottom will lick it off their toes.

Me and Barbara did the Dirty Goomba last night. It was awful.

by Goomba0407 September 7, 2021

Somebody has to be the goombas

When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out

John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas

by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020

Goomba

Someone or something described as weird, scary, different, or out of place; used as a term for someone also described as a Goonie or goober.

Guy 1: You know that Adam Spangler guy?

Guy 2: Yeah

Guy 1: He’s such a goomba.

by Major0Zero May 8, 2023

Big Goomba Energy

The unmistakable vibe of someone who is clumsy, goofy, and kinda intimidating in a dumb-but-lovable way. Like a Mario Goomba waddling straight at you—unbothered, ungraceful, but somehow still a threat.

“Bro tripped over his own feet, got back up, and started talking trash. That’s Big Goomba Energy.”

by CanadianEatFresh September 6, 2025