A sex act in which a women bends a dick straight up in the air, takes both of the man's balls in her mouth and blows. An audible sound like that of blowing on a stomach should be heard.
by JohnFrenchroll July 9, 2010
Get the Cuban Spaceshipmug. Slang for cubic centimeters. A measurement commonly used to describe an engines total displacement or "size". Also used for metric volumetric measurements.
"Hey Derek, how may cuban carmichaels is that shit box truck of yours?"
"Oh eh it's about 2399 cuban carmichaels buddy!"
"Oh eh it's about 2399 cuban carmichaels buddy!"
by Nick998 September 7, 2017
Get the cuban carmichaelsmug. When you have the need for something that you will hardly use but your too cheap to buy it and renting it is not an option cause it still costs money. So you buy it on credit, use it, and when your done you break it on purpose so you can return it and say it was defective.
I wanted to change the tile in my bathroom and I did not have a tile cutter so I did a Cuban rental of one on Amazon.
by ElectricBob July 26, 2021
Get the Cuban Rentalmug. Put chocolate and coffee in a persons mouth, then stick your dick in their mouth and cum to add the milk
by is apples May 11, 2018
Get the Cuban Mochamug. An enormous, solid bowl movement that settles in the toilet pan without breaking thus resembling a huge Cuban cigar.
Archibald: Wow, do I feel better now!
Cyril: Why so old chap?
Archibald: I just curled out the most monstrous Cuban fatboy you've ever seen. The tip was poking out of the water it was so big!
Cyril: Huzzah!
Archibald: Huzzah!
Cyril: Why so old chap?
Archibald: I just curled out the most monstrous Cuban fatboy you've ever seen. The tip was poking out of the water it was so big!
Cyril: Huzzah!
Archibald: Huzzah!
by BobbyTwoTins June 29, 2011
Get the Cuban Fatboymug. by Cons sway Lo September 27, 2015
Get the cuban loafmug. by cubanmike September 19, 2016
Get the Cuban Lubemug.