backyard pony

When in a backyard and doing a girl from behind in the ass and riding her like a pony.

This weekend I grilled some steaks and gave Pam a backyard pony.

by Dr. Big Junk December 9, 2008

backyard boogie

Means to perform sexual intercourse in a 'doggy-style' position

Ay yo I got me's a lil backyard boogie after da party....

by Hot Pritz November 6, 2003

Backyard Coal Mining

An act when a person digs into another person's rectum and picks out clumps of fecal matter.

Trent went backyard coal mining with Jimmy an hour ago, I haven't seen them since.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

buried in my backyard

1. When one is dead and buried in the backyard of my property.

2. When a man or large animal thrusts its TPJC (throbbing-pulsating-juicy-cock) DEEP in the wondrous, glorious, beautiful rectum of a man.

Boy #1 reads article, "Kid kills friend and burns body", said kid tells boy #2 next to him, this is like the sixth sense, you're dead and buried in my backyard but a ghost right now.

Boy#2: "Is that symbolic of what we did last night?"
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I want to bury you in my backyard so bad right now

by Backyard boy October 31, 2011

in your own backyard

Something that is happening in close proximity to you and often you are unaware of it.

Susie: My child does not do drugs
Alison: Uh, yeah, yeah she does. It's happening in your own backyard

by loulou62849 April 28, 2014

I’m in yo backyard

I’m in yo backyard is how Jay Money says I’ll see you tomorrow.

I’m in yo backyard wit my glock

by Jay_money_000 May 26, 2021

Backyard Arms Race

A term used to describe the proliferation of backyard play items in a post COVID world- starts with swing sets and basketball hoops. Then come soccer/lacrosse nets and a zip line. As all sides of the neighborhood fence add these items, one neighbor gets the trampoline (aka Mormon Babysitter). Then trampolines everywhere. Winter comes? Backyard skating rinks. The sides build their arsenals until balance is restored. A rink for every kid.

Then the goddamn Smiths at the end of the cul-de-sac get the sports court and the race is BACK ON.

Hey Ned, did you see the Sniths got a new sports court once we all had trampolines? Now my shitty kids are whining again. I guess the backyard arms race is back on.

by Candles McBoots January 2, 2022