Urban (Dick)tionary

A dictionary with a bunch of freaking stupid words and defination, which is something I'm using

You fucking urban (dick)tionary.

by NicknaameNIcknameNickname May 14, 2019

urban dick-less

a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock

"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.

*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...

"Ha.. what?"

"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."

"no..."

"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."

by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011

Urban dick

(Noun) Someone who abuses and vandalizes this site with crude, childish, or hateful "definitions" which are in reality nothing but insults thrown from the safety of Internet anonymity.

It's sad how urbandictionary.com is being ruined by urban dicks. I downvote them as much as i can.

by The Phantom Logophile May 21, 2019

Urban Dick tionary

The best dictionary ever found.

cambridge...? oxford...? go away, urban dick tionary provides the best definition ever.

by Bevis wong. April 25, 2019

URBAN DICK

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by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 8, 2020

Urban dick

When your too lazy to type urban dictionary but you get urban dick instead now you have sophisticated pp's in your areas.

I tried searching urban dic but I got urban dick instead!

by Iwillkillmyselfwithpeanuts September 10, 2020

Urban Dick

A game where you and another person, multiple people if you prefer, look for sexual words found on Urban Dictionary and you guess the what word's real description means by using the name alone. The words aren't required to be sexual, but that's usually how it's played. Another optional way of playing is if you are playing with more than 2 players, then the two players guessing a word will have an extra challenge. Whoever's guess is farther away from the real description has to edge until a full rotation of people guessing goes around the players. The edging time limit can be adjusted per amount of players. if you ejaculate you are out of the game.

Girl: Hey boys, you want some Urban Dick tonight?
Boy 1: Sure, should i be taking my pants off?
Boy 2: Oh yes, I love the edging part

by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022