Surging Sanders

When you cum out of no where

I was looking thru Facebook and all of a sudden BOOM, Surging Sanders...

by yolatan May 5, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

Hillary Clinton did not see that Surging Sanders coming and ended up with egg on her face.

by DarthBane85 May 3, 2016

Surging Sanders

(As seen on The Daily Show)
When you cum out of nowhere, a.k.a. premature ejaculation.
In reference to Bernie Sanders' unexpected rise, or surge, in the polls against Hilary Clinton in the 2016 presidential race.

Person 1: Hey man, how was last night with Stacy?
Person 2: Dude, not great. About 30 seconds into the act, I had a Surging Sanders.
Person 1: Whatever that means...

by Sanders2016 April 29, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

Oh damn, he did a real good surging sanders number on her face.

by D. S. Nutssssz May 6, 2016

surging sanders

Coming out of nowhere.

He pulled a surging sanders last night.

by surgesoda April 24, 2016

surging sanders

When something comes out of nowhere.

Clinton was surprised by a surging sanders

by ExMuzzy April 25, 2016

surging sanders

when you come out of nowhere

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(oops I mean GET A SURGING SANDERS)

by MrCalifornian April 24, 2016