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Psychic Junky

Psychic Junkies hop from psychic to psychic, tarot reader to tarot reader, astrologer to astrologer, and fortune teller to fortune teller seeking to hear exactly what they want to hear (a confirmation bias). They waste their money to get an endorphin rush without taking responsibility for their own lives. The readings they get rarely help them with the higher purpose of their soul journey, which is why they keep coming back to the same readers.

Term coined by Myret M. Bulgin during her first draft of an unpublished manuscript called Psychic Junkie that won her Nanowrimo in 2021.
Karen’s been to several psychics 100 times this year so far. She must be a psychic junky and suffer from psychic junkyism.
by M.Valenteine January 29, 2024
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Psychic Prison Made of Retards

Hey, actually Sam, I didn't make any of those.
Hym "I didn't make a Psychic Prison Made of Retards. That's not a thing I did."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
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psychic protection

Psychic Protection is the art of using ones energy field to protect themselves and others. It is not limited to just people but can be used for items, places, and things.
I was feeling overwhelmed at the concert from all the energy going around, so i used my psychic protection to help me calm down.
by Wolfpack Healing December 15, 2018
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Psychic Skidmarks

Damage to your psyche caused by an unusually large brain fart.
Bob forgot to get Betty Sue a present for her birthday and now he has to deal with the psychic skidmarks.

Bob was in bed with Betty Sue and he called her 'Raymundo' at the height of passion. He's been dealing with the psychic skidmarks ever since.
by thaitied December 31, 2008
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Perfect psychic

The most powerful form in existence created purely by psychic energy, nothing may be more powerful or stronger than this

This form can obliterate the entire memeverse 1,000,000,000 times over using less than 0.00000001% of its power.

It is immune to all forms of psychic power and hypnotisation.

Beings such as chuck noris have not survived even the softest flick.
Perfect psychic Is a form i really want to achieve
by anonymous January 9, 2023
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I Psychically Abuse Everyone I

I Psychically Abuse Everyone I
I Psychically Abuse Everyone I
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
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Psychic Ass Pus

i.e. life force leaking out the back end, waking life devoted to and fixated upon anything that happens below the belt, be it in themselves or others
Although she was long in tooth, she had always allowed for the leakage of the psychic ass pus, reveling in it, and as such it had tainted her children
by BitchfinderGeneral March 5, 2024
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