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polish the penny

The act of licking another person's anus.
The anus could look like a dirty penny until such time as it is "polished" with the tongue, causing it to sparkle and shine like a newly minted penny. Thus, polish the penny.
by Del Pickney May 29, 2008
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puppetry of the penis

When a male forms his genitals into other things. i.e. The fruitbowl, or the Eiffel Tower
The hamburger is some crazy puppetry of the penis!

see www.genitalorigami.com
by Dane April 9, 2004
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she wants the pennies

Depending on the tone/context in which it is used it can mean a girl is into you, is using you (usually for money) or she wants your quivering member.
Dude she just wants your pennies (in it for the money)

Dude I think she wants your pennies (shes digging you)

Dude she wants the pennies (with more emphasis on the i in pennies meaning she wants your dong).
by Beer2328 January 13, 2009
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The Pennington school

Drunk student who are all high
The Pennington school: Drunk students who only talk about Bon Jovi’s son
by Pennington sucks shit May 3, 2019
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toss the penguin

Verb: Wank, Male masturbation, Bash the bishop, Pull the trouser snake

but often used in winter (hence the penguin reference)
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's outta town for the holidays, guess I'm gonna have to toss the penguin
Guy 2: That sucks man maybe you could have phone sex?
by Alisonyankee December 6, 2010
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Satine and the Penniless Poet

1. True Love

2. Fictional Characters in the (2001) acclaimed film, Moulin Rouge.
Satine and the Penniless Poet fell in a deep love.
by Mimosa 'Mineko Iwasaki' January 16, 2007
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the fast and the penisless

A derogatory term referring to anyone who owns a tuner/street racer to over-compensate for a lack of something else, as in a small penis. Pun on the unfortunately blockbuster hit film series The Fast and the Furious.
Mike: Dude, do you see those street racers out there? Nice.

Steve: Yeah, but it's the Fast and the Penisless. Those guys got nothing else to be proud about.
by James Myrick October 10, 2007
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