Lamon Palmer

1. An internet personality who's stories always start with amazing circumstances but ultimately end anti-climatically.

2. His stories may also start funny and end with an amazing trait.

1. Lamon Palmer is a master surfer but he can't show you because he never learned to swim.

2. Lamon Palmer's nickname is "Baby Shoes" because when he boxes, his footwork is so precise and delicate that it reminds audiences of the soft touch of baby shoes.

by King Donko of Punchstanium June 18, 2013

Carson Palmer

An NFL quarterback who plays for the Cincinnati Bengals and has potential to be one of the greatest, if not the greatest, in history. His ACL and MCL were torn on his first ever pass attempt in the playoffs. He will be back sometime in 2006 to kick the Steelers' asses.

{empty set} > Carson Palmer > Peyton Manning > Tom Brady > Michael Vick

by Weezer Ohio April 26, 2006

Palmer Tool

A device, usually a wire or pin, used to clean resin out of a clogged weed pipe

Yo Max pass me that Palmer tool, my one-hitter is clogged

by The_dawg June 4, 2019

Meridith Palmer

Alcoholic Drink consisting of Arizona's Arnold Palmer iced tea/ lemonade and vodka, named after the character from the Office. The vodka is normally added to the can after at least 1/5 of the can has been drank, resulting in a drink with none of the alcohol's flavor and perfect drunken portability.

"
'Hey Bob, I didn't know you drank tea!'

'I don't. I'm having a Meridith Palmer to get drunk while at work.'
"

by Dealedtheseal May 24, 2011

Darnold Palmer

A drink named after New York Jets quarterback Sam Darnold. Contents:

2 parts iced tea
2 parts lemonade
1 part gin
1 part Nyquil

Today I either want to feel really good, or really bad. Pass me a Darnold Palmer!

by parmsisreal September 18, 2018

Palmer Jonathan

Palmer Jonathan (soul clarity on YouTube) is a Bay Area expert in Parkour and fourth degree black belt of Jung SuWon. His skills are awesome and far more fly than his fellow Jung SuWon experts on the bay area YouTube scene. He is awesome. Someone to watch. A Parkour version of Jackie Chan in the making. See, Fremont CA isn't all bad. The dude heralds from there, yo.

Palmer Jonathan (proper name) Jon Palmer, Soul Clarity.

by zippydippyzee June 18, 2011

Harold Palmer

An intoxicating beverage made by boiling marijuana in the same manner one would normally prepare tea.

Pothead1: Hey dude, you want to make some Harold Palmer?

Pothead2: No man, i already toked to much.

Pothead1: Ok. Hey dude, we should make some Harold Palmer!

Pothead2: Great idea man! I can't believe you didn't think of that earlier!

by Higgs October 9, 2012