Lumpy

Using the bathroom; a poo, or pile of poo

I’ve got to clean a Lumpy off me yard
Just need to take a Lumpy and i’ll be right out
Look out, you almost stepped in that Lumpy

by Slang4all June 5, 2025

Lumpy

Extremely lazy; when you don’t want to get out of bed all day.

I’m feeling extremely lumpy today.

My gf is so lumpy; she never wants to do anything but be in bed all day.

by Tooginger December 18, 2021

lumpy back

A sex position where those marks from sleeping well are rubbed against ur S.O.’s junk.

She gave him a lumpy back.

by Beans1122331 July 5, 2021

lumpy bronwyn

A term referring to a particularly bulbous shit wherein the log is so long and solid that it assumes an almost lumpy, mountainous texture. Usually quite painful to pass.

dude I think I tore my asshole taking a lumpy bronwyn

by SwaggyPants69 August 17, 2023

Lumpy

Lumpy. Someone who looks/dresses cool, hot, cute, handsome.

Yoooo did you see kayne he looked lumpy af

by X_keef October 7, 2017

lumpy jeans

When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation

Ahh crap guys, I got lumpy jeans. Gotta go.

by Aiden226 June 21, 2016

lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.

Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain

by thechilde April 25, 2008