Tod is trying to get Tracy's number, when Phillip approaches Tracy and not only wins her over, he leaves Tod with nothing. Phillip committed Cock Crookery. Therefor, he is a Cock Crook.
by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2010
Adjective, meaning "hung over" in New Zealand English slang. Comes from "piss" (alcohol; getting drunk) and "crook" (NZ/Aus/UK sick; ill), literally "alcohol sick". Usually implies that vomiting is involved.
by morninglory07 January 11, 2015
The coveted metaphorical prize/trophy awarded to a gentleman who has recently slept with a woman of a "NOT single" status.
The state of shock and jubilation in which one realises he has porked a hottie with a boyfriend/husband.
The state of shock and jubilation in which one realises he has porked a hottie with a boyfriend/husband.
Mate...you remember that hottie I went home with last night?...turns out she had a long-term boyfriend!... Spot me a cheeky crook award!
excuse me babes...are you single or am I about to get nominated for a crook award?
seriously? you shagged a married woman? bear with me lad i'll go buy you a pint and bring you your crook award!
excuse me babes...are you single or am I about to get nominated for a crook award?
seriously? you shagged a married woman? bear with me lad i'll go buy you a pint and bring you your crook award!
by hydepark March 19, 2010
A fat fucking twat who needs to shove their head down a toilet the ugly bastard. The most retarded person you know who will be eating mcdonalds 24 hours a day.
by CCCracker May 25, 2023
by minecraftgamer1091212121 August 08, 2021
Posting a otherwise plain selfie on social media with an exaggerated tilt to make it look more hip and exciting.
by Sparty81 July 16, 2015
A large razor teeth demon from the lowest depths of hell that takes it's victims and twists them in a crooked way. Only GOD knows why the absolute fuck kids would make a song about this thing.
Sally: "There was the crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile."
*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.
*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.
by Sugardaddy52 February 26, 2021