Tod is trying to get Tracy's number, when Phillip approaches Tracy and not only wins her over, he leaves Tod with nothing. Phillip committed Cock Crookery. Therefor, he is a Cock Crook.
by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2010
The coveted metaphorical prize/trophy awarded to a gentleman who has recently slept with a woman of a "NOT single" status.
The state of shock and jubilation in which one realises he has porked a hottie with a boyfriend/husband.
The state of shock and jubilation in which one realises he has porked a hottie with a boyfriend/husband.
Mate...you remember that hottie I went home with last night?...turns out she had a long-term boyfriend!... Spot me a cheeky crook award!
excuse me babes...are you single or am I about to get nominated for a crook award?
seriously? you shagged a married woman? bear with me lad i'll go buy you a pint and bring you your crook award!
excuse me babes...are you single or am I about to get nominated for a crook award?
seriously? you shagged a married woman? bear with me lad i'll go buy you a pint and bring you your crook award!
by hydepark March 19, 2010
A fat fucking twat who needs to shove their head down a toilet the ugly bastard. The most retarded person you know who will be eating mcdonalds 24 hours a day.
by CCCracker May 25, 2023
by minecraftgamer1091212121 August 08, 2021
Posting a otherwise plain selfie on social media with an exaggerated tilt to make it look more hip and exciting.
by Sparty81 July 16, 2015
Adjective, meaning "hung over" in New Zealand English slang. Comes from "piss" (alcohol; getting drunk) and "crook" (NZ/Aus/UK sick; ill), literally "alcohol sick". Usually implies that vomiting is involved.
by morninglory07 January 11, 2015
A large razor teeth demon from the lowest depths of hell that takes it's victims and twists them in a crooked way. Only GOD knows why the absolute fuck kids would make a song about this thing.
Sally: "There was the crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile."
*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.
*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.
by Sugardaddy52 February 26, 2021