feel better

Insincere platitude. The phrase your boss or friends use when they know you're either hungover or faking illness to get out of work/class/etc. Also used by the same individuals when they're pissed off that you really *are* sick and your absence is inconvenient.

"Hey Sharon, I've got a massive case of explosive diarrhea. I probably shouldn't cook burgers today."
"Okay Jake. Feel better."

by jonah7_2020 April 24, 2019

The better fortnite

It's a term for a better game, and it's exactly that. Slither.io.

dudeguy45: "wanna pway fowtnite?"
Pussyslayer69420: "Nah man im to busy playing the BETTER fortnite!"

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 9, 2022

better man

taylor swift’s best song. siamese29 (swifttoker) is often recognized as better man’s biggest stan, therefore, giving her ownership of the song along with taylor. I HOLD ONTO THIS PRIDE BECAUSE THESE DAYS IT’S ALL I HAVE, AND I GAVE TO YOU MY BEST AND WE BOTH KNOW YOU CAN’T SAY THAT.

did you hear that taylor swift is planning on singing better man live for sophie?

by amessofadreamer September 26, 2021

Deserved better

Stefan Salvatore

“Stefan Salvatore deserved better”

by Ghbhj n March 9, 2021

Better Butter

(N) Better Butter (bettah buttah). The term used to describe natural pleasurable or pleasing orifice juice utilized for lubrication during sexual acts.

(Adj) Better Butter-ish. The term to describe an act was quality & approved grade a Better Better.

Sentence: Oh I know that couple must stay together because of their obvious use of better butter. I want me some that Bettah Buttahhhh!!

by The Stuffer, of Chefs December 3, 2021

Deserved better

Ziggy Berman, Carl Grimes, Glenn Rhee, Maggie Rhee,Cindy Berman, Sarah fier and literally other fear street and walking dead character that didn’t do anything wrong

All those people deserved better

by Ziggysteaparty.c March 6, 2022

Better Friday

The friday after Good Friday, where you can actually do all the things you gave up for Lent, that you wish you could have done on Good Friday, but had to wait to do on Better Friday.

I cant wait till Better Friday. Then, I can actually climax inside the broad i find tonight.

by da ho April 2, 2010