Juan Chai Spa Treatment

Tea bagging in Paraffin Wax

Wanting to reverse the ravages of time…he opted for the “Juan Chai Spa Treatment”.

by Lee Saint Joe October 10, 2021

Guantánamo Spa Treatment

A synonym for waterboarding.

Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!

by El Perrito Blanco December 18, 2012

State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)

Prison
–noun 1. a building for the confinement of persons held while awaiting trial, persons sentenced after conviction, etc.
2. state prison.
3. any place of confinement or involuntary restraint.

“As a result of the Extended Unauthorized Holiday in KISD, Billy was treated to a long stay at the SFMA.”

"Martha Stewart was well rested after her visit to the State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)"

by Katy Proper December 30, 2008

Fashion Health Spa

The act of sticking a finger into a man's ass while slowly
moving the other hand up and down the shaft of the man's penis.

John Travolta thought it would be fun if the spa attendant gave him a Fashion Health Spa.

by bigmacmuffin October 6, 2012

Spas black

Spas black is a better footballer then messi who can’t shoot for shit but when he shoots he only shoots from 50 yards out and scores spas black is great.

Spas black is the best in the world

by Suuuuuuuuuii March 5, 2022

Spa

Slang for someone who is an idiot or generally oblivious to most common sense things

“You see that jack fella? He’s a right spa”

by Slang245 May 14, 2022

Spa-roos

A Spa-roos is a singular organism that wanders around the abyss of a certain internet site where it stalks among unsuspecting victims to show off it's amazing ability in douche-baggery. It could also be found lurking amongst random players where it can unleash it's super powers of complete and utter sexyness. Many woman players of this site have hard core fan-gasms over this singular organism called a Spa-roos.

Fangirl: Oh my goodness, did you just see that?

Fangirl2: Yea. I believe that it was a Spa-roos

Both: * gasm *

by MindlyCheeken July 22, 2009