I think I have thanksgiving pants
by Bj.noggy February 16, 2017
Example 1: No wonder so many guidos are fat, they eat a meal of pasta before their actual Thanksgiving dinner.
Example 2:
Person 1: "Are you going to Carmine's house for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "More like guido Thanksgiving, and no."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Are you going to Carmine's house for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "More like guido Thanksgiving, and no."
by 2fat2kill2 November 25, 2009
A snarky retort you give to a family member during Thanksgiving, usually in response to a passive aggressive remark made by said family member.
Uncle: "Why you always in and out of this house?"
Me: "Why are you always in and out of jail?"
Cousin: "Still struggling to find a job, huh?"
Me: "Still struggling to find your baby daddy, huh?" #Thanksgiving Clapback
Me: "Why are you always in and out of jail?"
Cousin: "Still struggling to find a job, huh?"
Me: "Still struggling to find your baby daddy, huh?" #Thanksgiving Clapback
by Gladilay November 20, 2017
The act of consuming a mouthful of mashed potatoes while pleasuring a male orally. The dinner concludes when the male climaxes, depositing his "gravy" into the potatoes which are then digested.
by Pilgrimmace September 05, 2008
When you push your nutsack and cock between your legs the goat but make sure it is resting on your palm so that it looks like your serving a full course meal.
I opened the door and to my surprise my brother was serving a Thanksgiving dinner to his girlfriend.
"Im glad grandma missed my thanksgiving dinner, she would of thrown up."
"Im glad grandma missed my thanksgiving dinner, she would of thrown up."
by The Mighty Pilgram October 10, 2012
A turkey-themed gang bang involving exclusively men. Typical activities involve the "snood suck-off", "wattle teabagging" and the "wild turkey home country fuck-down". Pilgrim costumes, native garb or turkey outfits are encouraged but not required.
by bf.kurtons November 25, 2016
The result of binge-eating holiday food, much like what many people do on Thanksgiving Dinner.
Characterized by a horrible sick and overstuffed feeling, sometimes followed by the urge to throw up as you lay sprawled out on the couch desperately trying to feel better.
Yeah, you know you shouldn't have eaten that last piece of pie, but damn... it was soo good!
Characterized by a horrible sick and overstuffed feeling, sometimes followed by the urge to throw up as you lay sprawled out on the couch desperately trying to feel better.
Yeah, you know you shouldn't have eaten that last piece of pie, but damn... it was soo good!
"Arrghhhuhhhhhgrrrggg I'm dyinggggg..."
"Dude, what's wrong?"
"Uhhhhhhhrrggg... I ate to much _insert holiday here_ food and now my stomach's killing me..."
"Yikes, looks like you've got Thanksgiving Syndrome bad."
"Ughhh... I'm NEVER going to eat again..."
"Dude, what's wrong?"
"Uhhhhhhhrrggg... I ate to much _insert holiday here_ food and now my stomach's killing me..."
"Yikes, looks like you've got Thanksgiving Syndrome bad."
"Ughhh... I'm NEVER going to eat again..."
by Tennisgurl95 April 23, 2011