cow

a fat pregnant woman

dude did you see that cow trying to breast feed that child

by aaron41096 October 16, 2010

Cow

A raw burger.

- Look at that cow mom!
- It's now a cow honey it's a fucking raw burger!

by J3suz April 1, 2020

cow

A cow is an animal that produce milk, meat and eggs.

I do like cow's eggs.
A cow, it's milk, meat and eggs .

by XxcowexpertxX May 15, 2021

Cow

The sacred animal

All hail the COW!!!

by CowWorShiPer April 3, 2013

Cow

1. A cow is a weird fucking animal that we eat and has fucked up spots.
2. Someone so fat they can't move.

1. Let's eat a cow for dinner tonight!
2. You are such a fucking cow!

by KevinP June 13, 2012

Cow

A substitue word for bitch

Wow Miss Scudds is such a cow

by Marvius October 26, 2016

Cow

A most joyous of creatures, the pinicle of God's work, a great monument of triumph to both milk and beef alike. Cows are capable of producing a most soothing "moo" sound (and rather the large amount of methane gas from their rear ends) cows are in my mind and the minds of the vast majority of sentient beings in our fair universe believe that God's grandest creation was not man, nor was it pigs nor sheep nor horses (please excuse the pun) neigh, they are the cows

In the name of the fillet, the rump and the holy milk, we praise our Lord cow, Amen

by PRAISE THE BEEF September 15, 2015