a term used in a someone asks u a completely retarded question, ususally used in a sharp tone and said when ur already pissed off.
guy 1: dam i just lost my wallet
guy 2: hey dude, wheres ur wallet?
guy 1: how the hell should i know?
guy 2: hey dude, wheres ur wallet?
guy 1: how the hell should i know?
by squirll000 May 9, 2006
Get the how the hell should I know? mug.From Forest Gump. Said to someone who predicted or promised something that never quite showed up, as in the mountains of shrimp Forest prayed for. The implication is that it may show up yet, but you doubt it.
Robert: "You said it was supposed to be sunny today? Where the hell's this god of yours?"
John: "You gotta see this guitar player, man! He's like better than Jimmy Page!"
Tim (forty-five minutes later): "Where the hell's this god of yours?""
John: "You gotta see this guitar player, man! He's like better than Jimmy Page!"
Tim (forty-five minutes later): "Where the hell's this god of yours?""
by Kevnar January 28, 2008
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a deck of cards used for the sole purpose of telling someone to shut the hell up.the person given the shut the hell up cards must obey.
person one: so my mom was bitching at me last night about not cleaning my room
person two: well why didnt you give her one of your shut the hell up cards?
person one: i already used them all up on my girlfriend
person two: well why didnt you give her one of your shut the hell up cards?
person one: i already used them all up on my girlfriend
by bakumatsu99 March 5, 2009
Get the shut the hell up cards mug.by Liza! June 1, 2006
Get the what the hell mug.When your office mate has a reactive condition to everything and makes you wear old, dirty shirts so her symptoms aren't exaggerated by your toxic laundry cleaners, which she attempts to replace with non-toxic, cruelty free drier sheets made with mushroom-based, woven fibers and chamomile tea. Her escalations includes: spitting up in her mouth, dizziness, itchiness, bitchiness, accusatory statements of microwave abuse, fiber discrimination, strawberry bashing and long conversations with air filter suppliers in the Philippines. Only to be followed by vaccination indictments and promises that you will die of cancer.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 24, 2019
Get the Shut the hell up Karen mug.Some bitch "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?"
Hym "Did... Did you not read the things I wrote? That. That's what I was thinking. I wrote the things that I thought. It's not that difficult to understand..."
Some bitch "Why!?"
Hym "Look. A large portion of the site is sexual in nature. No talking about my context. The other idiots. No one follows the rules. The site was clearly 18+ even before I started getting into it. It's an entirely unregulated platform. There were are people writing literal erotic 3 times a night. Literal play-by-plays of people getting nailed. Likely by retards."
Dumb can't "What about the children!?"
Hym "Fuck them kids. That is a YOU problem. I can sit here and complain about my life and YOUR response to ME is 'that's YOUR problem.' Well, ok. Uno reverse card. Not my problem."
Iam "... Ahhh... We're sorry. We weren't even think about that..."
Hym "I'm not sorry for shit. You can eat shit."
Iam "Don't... Just... Yeah, we're probably the worst of it but there is already a lot of inappropriate stuff on the site."
Hym "Exactly! Writing on UD is like taking a shit in a porta potty. If you expect it to be more hygienic then a regular bathroom then you're an idiot and it was already full of shit when I walked in."
Hym "Did... Did you not read the things I wrote? That. That's what I was thinking. I wrote the things that I thought. It's not that difficult to understand..."
Some bitch "Why!?"
Hym "Look. A large portion of the site is sexual in nature. No talking about my context. The other idiots. No one follows the rules. The site was clearly 18+ even before I started getting into it. It's an entirely unregulated platform. There were are people writing literal erotic 3 times a night. Literal play-by-plays of people getting nailed. Likely by retards."
Dumb can't "What about the children!?"
Hym "Fuck them kids. That is a YOU problem. I can sit here and complain about my life and YOUR response to ME is 'that's YOUR problem.' Well, ok. Uno reverse card. Not my problem."
Iam "... Ahhh... We're sorry. We weren't even think about that..."
Hym "I'm not sorry for shit. You can eat shit."
Iam "Don't... Just... Yeah, we're probably the worst of it but there is already a lot of inappropriate stuff on the site."
Hym "Exactly! Writing on UD is like taking a shit in a porta potty. If you expect it to be more hygienic then a regular bathroom then you're an idiot and it was already full of shit when I walked in."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2022
Get the WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!? mug.a smart assed response used when someone has asked 'wat the hell?'. of course this is followed by wat is actually the hell.
i.e. Gabby walks in on her sister running about her room like a mad woman.
Gabby: Gwenn, wat the hell?!?!? you look like a retard!
Gwenn: the hell? you want the hell??? i'll tell you the hell. i just ate a bucket of sugar with a shovel!
Gabby: *sigh*
Gabby: Gwenn, wat the hell?!?!? you look like a retard!
Gwenn: the hell? you want the hell??? i'll tell you the hell. i just ate a bucket of sugar with a shovel!
Gabby: *sigh*
by Xx moonlight xX March 3, 2011
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