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Texter's thumb

When you develop a small to large callus on the tips of your thumbs from excessive texting. Or when you develop "pads" or flattened harder areas on the tips of your thumbs.
"Dude, I think i've got texter's thumb, just look at this callus."

or

"Wow, that is some impressive texter's thumb."
"I know, I think i text too much."
by JaxinsWords January 7, 2010
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textiety

Anxiety felt when one suspects they may have sent an inappropriate text message to the wrong person.
He was overwhelmed with textiety when he realized he may have texted "Do you have any weed?" to Dave his boss instead of Dave his friend.
by giggles26 July 10, 2012
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texterous

A person that is particularly DEXTEROUS at sending TEXT messages, preferably using only one, or at most two, thumbs. These people can send out messages at seemingly unbelievable speeds, amazing those around them with their deftness.
Chad was texterously churning out the messages - his thumbs were just a blur over his phone.
by Nick November 16, 2003
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textertain

1. a text message or series of text messages employed to hold the attention of pleasantly or agreeably

2. to divert or amuse an individual otherwise unable to do so oneself via text message

3. a cellular distraction from an otherwise mundane activity
Ashley: Chris can you please send me a riddle? I am losing my sh*t at work.

Christopher: Not a problem, I'll textertain while you are at work.
by Jenna Tolls October 11, 2010
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Powdered Testies

When a man rubs Gold Bond Medicated Body Powder all over his scrotem and his ball sack is white and covered in powder
Other Words: icing sugared dumplings, powdered doughNUTS, christmas balls ,
John: yo darryl i have powdered testies
Darryl: oh, Gold Bond Medicated powder is the good stuff
by Rackadoe October 16, 2012
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Drunk Texter

A person who is notorious for texting while intoxicated. The term was made famous by Ivana Murleau's eBook "The Best Of Drunk Texter"
Michael, he's a drunk texter. Don't give him your number.
by AnitaTT December 6, 2011
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textible

1. adj. able to be texted.

2. adj. able to text or be texted with.
1. Dude, she wants to know if I'll go to a movie with her. But she's not textible up here in the mountains!

2. Yeah, I can makes calls on my phone, but it's not textible.
by kadatz May 19, 2010
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