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textbook ninja

That lil teacher's pet in class that has basically memorized the whole textbook. Her ego has visible stretch marks and her parents will hunt down your poor teacher just to send her to the top of the class. If she doesn't get her way, then grab some popcorn and gummy bears; watch the drama unfold. Entertaining when you ain't part of it. This lil bitch is literally asking you to choke her. Go ahead. Do it ! Please !
"I give up, the textbook ninja has officially taken over"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"
by mc!aren_senna May 28, 2021
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Textbook Bitch

1. A man or woman who goes out of their way to exclude a set person from gatherings or parties.

2. A man or woman who makes a point to sleep with everyone else except a set person to leave them out.

3. Worse than a slut because a set person is excluded.
She's a textbook bitch. She sleeps with everyone except me, and makes a point for me to know her sex life.
by SamKSteele February 23, 2022
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textbook smart

When someone gets good grades in school because they have the ability to memorise pages of information, however in real life they’re absolute idiots.
John: “Linda is so clever, she got 92% on her history test”
Abraham: “Nah, she’s just textbook smart. She doesn’t even know how to spell Nickelodeon
by SisiOnTik April 16, 2022
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textbook racism

Its gunship is literally textbook racism
hey do you guys know that fucking shitcan sorc who threw that DB prog? yeah thats textbook racism
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Textbook Bisexual

A bisexual person who is romantically (sexually, mentally) attracted to both genders in an equal 50/50 way. They neither prefer women nor men more.
“Yeah Becky told me she’s bisexual but would never marry a woman, so I broke things off. I like textbook bisexuals, she’s more of a 70/30 person.”
by Kiki-$3729 June 29, 2022
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Textbook

You do something so perfectly that it could be an example in a textbook
Yo, the way she landed that frontside 180 was textbook…

I made sus nachos while high but they ended up textbook…

Synonym to gnarly.
Antonym to sketchy.
by AyoitsChazzy August 14, 2022
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Textbook

A textbook is a book filled with text or facts.
Person: Can you pass me my textbook, I need help with my work.
by BIGGGGGGBOYJOHNNNYYY November 9, 2022
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