A combination of orgy and progressive dinner, in which a series of soups, appetizers and entrees are eaten out of the anuses of all participants. The Turkish Buffet is common in upscale suburbs, where otherwise conventional couples engage in provocative, yet still bourgeois, rituals, eating lobster bisque from one another's freshly shaved, bleached and douched buttholes.
The Hendersons invited us to a Turkish Buffet this weekend, so make sure to shave your butthole and prepare a decent stock for my famous quail risotto.
by Ergodang! April 26, 2017
A sport that is not in any way homoerotic. Sure, it involves men rubbing oil on eachother and grabbing eachother's asses, but it doesn't count as homosexuality if both parties are straight, right? At least that's what drunk frat boys say.
Arrogant Jock: I just got invited by these guys to practice some Turkish wrestling. Too bad you can't be there, loser!
Turkish exchange student: *tries not to laugh* Oh yeah, I'm so sad that I'll be missing that!
Turkish exchange student: *tries not to laugh* Oh yeah, I'm so sad that I'll be missing that!
by p045 May 20, 2009
Turkish roulette is similar to Russian roulette is a lethal game of chance but in this version, player places all rounds except one in a revolver, and every player spins the cylinder in every round.
Game ends when only one player stand still.
Game ends when only one player stand still.
by rocknrolla44 August 15, 2017
by Utnanacorn January 05, 2018
noun
A sexual practice when a man masturbates into the back side of a fan (usually high powered) where the cum picks up and propels through the other side usually upon another person.
A unique style of bukkake involving a fan.
Origin:
2010-2011; Northern California, USA
A sexual practice when a man masturbates into the back side of a fan (usually high powered) where the cum picks up and propels through the other side usually upon another person.
A unique style of bukkake involving a fan.
Origin:
2010-2011; Northern California, USA
by Mildly Retarted August 09, 2013
When engaged in sexual intercourse, one partner burns the hairs on the others' genitals with a lighter or a match. Usually the only the kinky couples do this.
Guy: Aye bro why you walking so funny?
Other Guy: My lady gave me the old turkish blowtorch last night.
Guy: Damn.
Other Guy: My lady gave me the old turkish blowtorch last night.
Guy: Damn.
by AssMittens5000 August 28, 2011
A vigorous style of masturbation, where the person or persons performing said act tightly grip the head of the penis in both hands and hammer up and down the shaft as if they were flattening a mighty slab or steel.
I met this girl last night and after a few drinks she took me back to her place and laid down The Turkish Hammer on my cock... vicious!
by Jason Royle April 30, 2008