Troy

A person who constantly puts their significant other before their friends, never returns their friends phone calls or texts, and in general is a shitty friend now that they are in a relationship.
"Sorry I didn't call you back I passed out really early, I didn't want you to think I went Troy on you."
by Mr Woo Woo September 07, 2008
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Loser Magnet. Attracts psychos, liars, cheaters , scum, deceitful, and self-centered individuals.
by Psycho-Magnet February 03, 2010
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A man with an abnormally small penis, who does not like to have fun. Troys tend to sit around all day waiting for other people to enjoy themselves before striking with negativity.
Steve: "dude, I'm having so much fun"
Troy: "fuck you"
by Manyana December 09, 2010
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The biggest asshole in the world. He thinks he is the cock on the block but everyone wants him dead. He thinks he is a big tough guy but is a pussy when you fight him
by Uracunt41 June 10, 2017
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Compulsive cheapskatery, parroting douchebagger, repetive tale swapper, unpaceable drinker
It took forever to get paid, haveing to jump through hoops, he told the same stories that never happened to him cause he could pace his drinking, he was as much a troy as I could stand.
by youcanhandleit December 02, 2014
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a complete sack of shit. the worst person you could come across. he will make your life a complete rigourous fuck fest, dont fuck with him.
"Did you see that guy? Look how cute he is!"
"Oh honey, no, that's Troy. steer clear of him."
by sockgenius June 03, 2017
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Troy is a weird guy, talks too much, is in band. Only guy who plays flute. knows a lot of stuff and doesnt shut up. Very high voice, hasn't really hit puberty yet
by littytittykitty October 05, 2018
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