goof my troop

A very uncommon and rather unheard of way of expressing that someone is going to ejaculate. Most commonly used in forms of humor and irony

Man: Ugh, I'm gonna goof my troop

Woman: What the fuck?

by boppo_ August 11, 2020

trooping

1. To be in a state of extreme confusion, disorder, or panic often causing a sudden wave of trepidation.

Person 1: "Oh no, we're not gonna be sitting next to each other on the flights!"
Person 2: "No, we will, the seats are next to each other."
Person 1: "Oh, phew, I was trooping."

by thebigvinnie May 25, 2014

Training Troops

Foreplay, the act of teasing and stroking a cock to build up a huge load of "troops" or semen

She was training troops for an hour before she let me invade her keep

by floptronomous May 24, 2018

poop troop

The band of sisters to which all women belong. Girls who poop together stay together. Girls must attend the bathroom together, usually to poop.

Brad: why must women always make toilet together?
Tom: it's the poop troop

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

sound the troops

Telling your friends to get ready for an epic event.

Sound the troops bc it’s about to go down.

by Dirtythirtys August 19, 2024

trevs troops

A team of troopers that faght in the Aston road war to win the rights for Trevor Jones' phone to be released prisoner from the cupboard.

This army of heroic men that changed the world we live in today have now formed an unbeatable five a side team that get smashed by old, bold and testosterone men that you see on ross kemps army wars on sky 1.

Well done lads

He's so brave I wouldnt be shocked if he was a trevs troops player.

by The gaffer of trevs troops! December 17, 2013

trevs troops

A team of troopers that faght in the Aston road war to win the rights for Trevor Jones' phone to be released prisoner from the cupboard.

This army of heroic men that changed the world we live in today have now formed an unbeatable five a side team that get smashed by old, bold and testosterone men that you see on ross kemps army wars on sky 1.

Well done lads

He's so brave I wouldnt be shocked if he was a trevs troops player.

by The gaffer of trevs troops!! December 17, 2013