poo trampoline

When one does a poo and doesn't want to make a splash one puts down some tissue paper to minimise embarrassment

'Hey man, I didn't hear you poo'

'Yeah man, I used a poo trampoline'

by Stegorubber January 19, 2017

Trampoline Lips

A word to describe, a male with big full (plump) lips .

His got trampoline lips can’t wait to sit on those

by Pillowtalk409 December 4, 2020

Trampoline Stamp

A tramp stamp above an ass that bounces when slapped.

Kasey had a booty so fat that her tramp stamp turned into a trampoline stamp

by Bophadeus September 27, 2021

Trampoline

Sexual lubricant for easy women.

Needed an extra jar of Trampoline after that night with the biker-chick.

by Doctor Hew August 3, 2021

Trampoline roof

A car roof that has been bent downward from children bouncing on it.

I've had to lower the price of my car on craigslist since the kids gave it trampoline roof.

by pingvuiini August 25, 2013

Trampoline Back

Acute lower back pain - usually in unfit adults - arising from jumping on a trampoline

Boy: "Where's Grandad? I want to play with him again."

Mum: "No, he can't. He's in bed in agony with trampoline back after playing with you earlier."

by stowball December 28, 2011

Trampoline

The perfect name for your typical drunken lady who bounces from dick to dick with reckless abandon, usually at closing time.

"Keep a tight grip on your men, ladies. Trampoline is all Jagered up and on the prowl tonight!"

by SillyPaleMan June 11, 2023