Tough Mudder

A shit taken after a night of hard drinking that is particularly difficult to deal with. Unlike the traditional morning-after shit (which is an even-flow of black, smooth tar), the Tough Mudder’s consistency is that of mud mixed with clumps of ribs and chicken wings that act as grappling hooks inside the anus. Putting a foot up on the tub and screaming as though in labor is a typical method of dealing with this difficult shit. Not to be confused with the Labatt Splats.

"I had a Tough Mudder this morning that nearly killed me. I was on the can for a good hour AND I got a nose-bleed while pushing..."

by Ernest Saves Hemmingway III August 31, 2012

tough titty

meaning "tough shit", a sarcastic kind of mean way of saying thats too bad, or get over it

friend: "my bf cheated on me"

you: "didnt you cheat on him last year"

friend: "yeah but..." (you cut her off)

you: "tough titty bitch"

by toxic.sweetheart February 20, 2011

Beef Tough

Reference to poop, shit, feces, using the bathroom (#2), farting, etc.

Watch out, I just beefed tough.
I'll be back in a minute, I have to go beef tough.

by FAQ May 2, 2007

Tough Stickers

slang for tattoos. To be tattooed.

man, i have a hankering for some new tough stickers.

by ilizzdesign January 4, 2011

Mad Tough

When describing someone's physical trait as a good thing.

Someone who is attractive, that you would be interested in

Yo, that chick is mad tough! You saw her face and she got a banging body?! ~Frontline

Don't holla at her..she ain't mad tough son. She's mad weak... lost points with that forehead.

by Juana4ev November 7, 2005

tough willie

slang term for T.W. Samuels, a cheap ass whiskey.

Are you drinking Tough Willie? damn u must be broke

by evenrane November 16, 2007

tough cupcake

A delicious lovable confection that has become indestructible and strong.

"That girl is one tough cupcake."

by MishMashFox January 20, 2009