Toliet Terrorism

When someone shits in, pukes in, pisses in, and ejaculates in a toliet. This also often overflows the toliet or clogs it.

Dan: Why did you leave Joe’s house so early?
Mike: Bro I committed toliet terrorism and he can never know it was me.

by 15_MELO_7 July 25, 2018

Tootie scootie

Cute slang for the female genitalia.

I’m going to the spa today to get my tootie scootie waxed.

by Blondie9514 August 4, 2018

tough tooties

it basically means suck it up or just deal with it

kid: I want a cookie
mom: you already had one today so tough tooties

by ⠏⠑⠑ ⠏⠑⠑ ⠏⠕⠕ ⠏⠕⠕ November 27, 2020

Tadger Toalie

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabie or muddy helmet and foreskin fajita

honestly after I shagged her ass for an hour I had the biggest tadger toalie you have ever seen!

by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010

Tookie

1.Most commonly used in terms of excitement, the plural form is used to express ones emotional high. 2.A southern term for the vagina. 3.A rare insult. 4.A
formal hand shake, where 2 people spread the index and middle finger such as to
make a peace sign, then turn teir hands sideways and join them at their fingers
base.

Ted, your parents bought you a new car. Tookies!

Bill, come drink with us you tookie!

by Jake L Staton Tyler B/L todd March 4, 2009

tookie williams

Tookie Williams was the man who created the crips which is one of the most notorious gangs in the united states. Tookie Williams was put onto death row for killing 4 people and there were more suspected killings. While on death row Tookie Williams wrote many books and even had his own web site which was used to help influence urban teens to quit or not join gangs. Williams did so much that he was even nominated for a nobel peace prize. Many people requested that Williams should be let go due to his good deeds but the governor of california would not allow it so Tookie Williams was put to death.

Tookie williams did a lot of stuff.

by abcdefghijkl February 27, 2007

Toolery

1. Being a jerk
2. Acting like a tool

Hitting him in his happy place was a prime example of toolery!

by StillNotAdam September 15, 2009