thigh mayonaise

after i fucked my girlfriend i left some thigh mayonaise on her leg. the same thing as spunk, jism, cum etc.

cum, sperm, jism, spunk. i left some thigh mayonaise on her leg.

by JAMES BRADY October 29, 2007

thigh worship saturday

the day where we take a moment to worship thighs under the religion of thighology

it's saturday!!! time to pull out my thighble (thigh bible) because it's thigh worship saturday!

by n.w.alex June 3, 2021

Thigh Wack

When one places their schlong against their thighs in such a way that moving back in forth leads to an orgasim.

Russ, I can't believe that you pulled off a thigh wack in math class. You really are an animal.

by James Libby August 10, 2006

thigh-caps

Synonym for butt. Invented August 1-2 at midnight by dwight schrute on the craig ferguson show.

Franklin kicked Mario in the thigh-caps!

by Gohtohmaon September 26, 2008

Thigh Fart

The sound of a woman's exposed thighs as she slides across leather or vinyl type upholstery.

My date just thigh farted as she slid out of my leather Lamborghini seats in her short-shorts.

by Octopus1000 September 10, 2011

Thigh Pie

The pubic hair that overlays onto the thigh. Generally, and publicly, makes an appearance during the summer months, when it can be seen at the beach peaking through bathing suit bottoms. An unfortunate side effect of an under-trimmed bush.

Geraldine's thigh pie cascades over her bikini bottoms, and makes the men feel inferior.

by MissBloodySunshine September 19, 2009

THIGH BROWS

THE PUBES THAT STICK OUT OF THE SIDES OF YOUR UNDERWEAR OR BIKINI.

Damn, I need to get my thigh brows waxed before we hit the beach!

by ANTI ELVIS May 11, 2009