Kevin

A kid that gets baddass girls just turning his back , has swaag out the ass , best dress game in his school , is on sum g shit , and is very cute .

Oh my god ! Kevin is soo cute I love him !

by Flyyboy July 29, 2011

Kevin

A realistic, egotistical, narcissistic, spoiled, smart-ass who can't take criticism and only cares about himself. He makes friends easily and everyone hates him for it. He is also annoying, loud, and has no filter. He can be sweet can caring, but only if he wants to be.

Person 1: You know what your problem is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You act too much like a Kevin.

by whydoyoucareatall March 4, 2019

Kevin

Coolest man around if you’re with Kevin then you know he has a big Dick ladies love Kevin as he is always ready to pull out his big Kevin

Nancy-Did you see the size of that dick on Kevin?

by Bigdickhurts April 22, 2019

Kevin

A overly egotistical chinese person who always put himself above others. He often has a small penis

He is a Kevin

by SIUSD August 7, 2022

Kevin

A guy who is not a sexual fiend and is too "kevin" to make up a definition for himself. he does not

"That kevin is totally different from those cock-obsessing jock kevins'"

by ieezsooperawzumninja(= February 8, 2010

Kevin

A Kevin is a type of guy that one could probably catch watching bizarre movies like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. The typical Kevin spends most of his time looking for a female (or male) counterpart to explore pornographic fantasies with him.

These fantasies include, but are limited to:
Orgies (MMF, FFM, etc....etc.)
Double penetration
Titty fucking
Sadomasochism

A Kevin often asks strangely obvious questions to the female (or male) he is courting. Sometimes it is easy for the Kevin to fall into complete obsession. At this point, the prey of the said Kevin should immediately cut all possible contact to avoid being exposed to any infectious matter. If such exposure does occur, the afflicted individual must be hospitalized over night.

1.
"You alive?"
"That's such a Kevin thing to say..."

2.
"You look indisposed. Have you been exposed to a Kevin lately?"

by verysweet10B April 18, 2010

A Kevin

A blowjob performed under the poker table by a fellow player. The act should be inconspicuous and done in a way so as not to disrupt the flow of the poker game. The key to the technique is for the pleasurer to avoid hitting their head on the underside of the table, while still providing long oral strokes. The act should take place between hands or during a hand in which the pleasurer has folded.

We've been playing poker for hours...I could really go for a Kevin right about now.

by axc911 January 11, 2014