Portland Picasso

Ejaculating onto a paintbrush then painting the ejaculate onto someone's face.

Chris, fired off some knuckle children onto a 3" paintbrush, because there was no place to put it. He then gave Derrick a "Portland Picasso"

by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...

by Chubbs5280 March 27, 2021

hot Picasso

A sexual act depicting any one of Picasso’s many great works of art (i.e., “Bull’s Head” or “Massacre in Korea”)

(up to interpretation)

I gave her a hot Picasso.

by Uncle.Tito.Time January 30, 2018

picasso

Used to identify anyone whos face looks like a jigsaw puzzle.

Ashley looks like a painting of picasso. YOu dont know where her face starts and ends.

by luigiman12 November 6, 2007

picassoed

to distort a women's face with seman while she holds her head in a picture frame, so as to render her face abstract as though it were a Picasso portrait.

yo bitch, you just got picassoed.

by monstertruck mike December 9, 2010

Penis Picasso

An adult that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this individual may believe them to be immature, however this person is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common locations are as follows:

- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later

She was a real Penis Picasso, her dick drawings could be found in all the finest desk drawers and kitchen appliances.

by Not_Michael_Keaton August 15, 2016

Picassoism

The act of drawing pepperoni very carefully.

I have Picassoism

by DANKBRUH420 February 18, 2020

picasso titties

porn on old blocked/scrambled cable channels, which could barely be seen and were all wobbly.

"back in my day, we didn't have internet porn, all we had were picasso titties and the sears catalog."

by RaffyAlooGobi March 26, 2010