A super hot chad in a video on PornHub called “minion sex” wearing an oversized Despicable Me minion costume who slaps his massive cock on a girls ass and proceeds to ram cooch for approximately 36 seconds, just for the video to come to an abrupt end. Despite the shortness of the video, it is very seckesy and hott.
Matthew: Minion Mans is so hot and I want seckes with him..
Ben: Me too his weenor is so much hott.
Justin: I want to be girl in video
Ben: Me too his weenor is so much hott.
Justin: I want to be girl in video
by Mans MansMans March 26, 2020
Friend 1: Did you see that they all came in the same shirt that Hilary Duff wore last night?
Friend 2: Yeah, it's a minion mambo.
Friend 2: Yeah, it's a minion mambo.
by LO.GG.3 September 02, 2011
by p0ke17 July 21, 2019
A Pussy Minion is someone who goes out of their way to agree with or to fulfil the wishes of a person simply because that person is sexually attractive (And usually female, hence the use of the word pussy).
They are minions but not because of any kind of respect or kind feeling towards the person, but merely because they want sex with said person.
A more derogatory way to say the word simp.
They are minions but not because of any kind of respect or kind feeling towards the person, but merely because they want sex with said person.
A more derogatory way to say the word simp.
1: I triggered Jessica and she sent one of her pussy minions after me.
2: Just admit you only like his looks and stop being such a pussy minion.
2: Just admit you only like his looks and stop being such a pussy minion.
by Cheesyballs June 23, 2020
by Phillip McRowler July 28, 2019
My minion rick escaped from my rape dungeon
by no u92687 September 19, 2017
A term to describe an annoying friend that is small in stature. Especially a friend that squirrel-humps everything and everyone in sight while making the most obscure and random animal noises.
Ray: Hey man here comes the mini minion.
Ted:Oh shit, whatch your legs.
Camron:Merrrr...(humping movements and sounds begin)
Ted:Oh shit, whatch your legs.
Camron:Merrrr...(humping movements and sounds begin)
by Steelgiant75 September 02, 2004